A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
A lamborghini.
What's the slowest 5k?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?