A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
A lamborghini.
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
The museum curator needed a break.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?