A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
A lamborghini.
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why do cows go to New York?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why was the mime upset?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
How is life like toilet paper?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?