A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
A lamborghini.
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's a forklift?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?