A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
A lamborghini.
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What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?