A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
A lamborghini.
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Where do cows go on vacation?