Why was the pickle self-conscious?
He wanted to be as cool as a cucumber.
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why is summer always sad?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?