What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?