What style of music weighs the most?
Heavy metal.
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
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Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
How do you grill cheese?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
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Why do you put peanut butter in the road?