Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Where do pigs learn magic?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?