What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What was the first animal in space?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why was the dog overweight?