Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What color are all the books in the library?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?