What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
How does one gelatin greet another?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?