What animal always goes to heaven?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
When does a horse talk?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?