Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
He was trying to play by ear.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What style of music weighs the most?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What is a table you can eat?