Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
He was trying to play by ear.
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?