Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
All of the fans left.
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call a pig thief?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
I'm not a bad putter.
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?