Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?