What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
A gram cracker.
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?