What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
A gram cracker.
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the barber win the race?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Where do surfers go to school?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why are goats so funny?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?