What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
A gram cracker.
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What animal likes to party the most?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
How does a taco bless the table?
What kind of music do planets like?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you give a sick lemon?