Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
I broke my finger!
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?