Where do novels go to have a good time?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's the friendliest pen?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
How do you make a cow float?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?