Why do mice need oiling?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did one plate say to the other?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?