Why are trees always so positive?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why are English teachers so smart?