What do you call a vacation at home?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?