What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
When do mice play every day?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do you call a dog in space?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?