Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?