Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Because they got that swing!
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
When should you start writing a book?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?