Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Because they got that swing!
What's the scariest letter?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do trees wear to the lake?