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What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
How do snowmen get information?
Why are puppies so flexible?
How did the vampire start his letter?