What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What's a forklift?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
How do you get straight A's?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?