What time does everyone love to drink?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?