What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you call octopus twins?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Where do you take sick ponies?
How do bees get to school?
What's the politest month?
What is the opposite of coffee?