What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
Where do stars go to college?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What is blue and not heavy?
What's the scariest letter?