Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Where do milkshakes come from?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What's the laziest vegetable?