What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the foal cough?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
How do dog catchers get paid?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do you call a sleeping bull?