Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why are skeletons always hungry?