Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's the most masculine animal?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Where do birds go to drink?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?