What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?