What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What country has the most fish?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?