What's a goose's favorite book?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Where do polar bears vote?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?