How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why do bees gossip?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?