Why did the turtle cross the road?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why do cows wear bells?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Who are Frosty's parents?