Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Where do stars go to college?
How do you make a cow float?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?