What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
When does a horse talk?
Why are fish such good architects?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?