What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?