Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What famous scientist will try anything?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?