What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Can February March?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do you call a cow with two legs?