What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why are books always so angry?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why is the beach so confident?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?