What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
How much does freedom weigh?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the rug say to the floor?