Why are books always so angry?
Because they're seeing read.
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
How was the wedding?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why do moms make good vintners?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why were the atoms always hungry?