Why are books always so angry?
Because they're seeing read.
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What tree has the most bark?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Board Game With A Twist
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?