Why are books always so angry?
Because they're seeing read.
Why did the computer run out of money?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do nosey peppers do?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?