What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why is money so stubborn?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?