Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why are ghosts always single?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why was the spider so smart?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What animal likes to party the most?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What is the color of the wind?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.