Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?