What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valen-tiny.
How does a lion greet other animals?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?