Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's the noisiest food?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?