Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the barber win the race?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Where do termites go camping?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?