What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What is blue and not heavy?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
How do you arrest a pig?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?