How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?