Why do bees gossip?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
That bird won't stop squawking.
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?