What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
How are teens like cats?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why do cows go to New York?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?