What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
It's allergy season again?