Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
New Jersey.
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
How do you grill cheese?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the frog starve?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?