Bears love exotic cars.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?