What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
A collared shirt.
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What bird helps you stay dry?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?