What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
A collared shirt.
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Which singer could always break a five?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?