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Why do rodents make the best runners?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do insects learn at school?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?