Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Where do polar bears vote?