Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
When does a horse talk?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What's the most athletic footwear?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?