Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why do cats love to work?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?