What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What animal loves Indian food?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?