What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why are frogs always happy?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?