Why do basketball players like cookies?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
How do animals blend into the desert?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Which plant has the best roar?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?