What's E.T. short for?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What table can you never sit at?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Which fly makes films?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?