What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
How can you make 7 even?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?