What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?