Why did the barber win the race?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What time of day was Adam created?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
How do snowmen get information?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
