Why do moms make good vintners?
Because they deal with a lot of whine.
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
How does a cow do math?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?