Why do moms make good vintners?
Because they deal with a lot of whine.
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?