What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Which state is the cleanest?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?