What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
A forklift driver.
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do golfers drink on the green?