What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why do bees gossip?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Where do tough ducks come from?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What does an evil hen lay?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?