What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Pi!
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What car can't keep a secret?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?