Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?