Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
It can plead the fifth.
Why are grandkids so great?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Where do hamsters come from?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?