Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?