Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
It can plead the fifth.
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Where is the coldest place to work?
We had a discussion about roses.
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?