How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
They just take things one stroke at a time.
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What kind of music do planets like?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?