What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
A mountain lion.
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What is the strongest animal?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?