Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why are all priests fit?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why do Olympians never overheat?