What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?