What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
The blues.
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Where was Noah born?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What kind of music do planets like?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What kind of bird can write?
What bird is losing its hair?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?