Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?