Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
He was stuck in an undead-end job.
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why is laughter the best medicine?