Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
He was stuck in an undead-end job.
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
When should you start writing a book?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What fish only swims at night?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?