Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
He was stuck in an undead-end job.
Why are books always so angry?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why do cows go to New York?
What bee is good for your health?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
How does the sun listen to music?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?