Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a greedy elf?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why did the frog starve?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?