Where does cheese invest its money?
In a Swiss bank.
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What's the loudest sport?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
How are mountains able to see?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What animal has 20/20 vision?