What is the emptiest holiday?
Holloween.
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
How do birds threaten one another?
What is blue and not heavy?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?