Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
How do snowmen get information?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why do bees gossip?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What does a lion call an antelope?