What is the emptiest holiday?
Holloween.
Who is friends with everyone at school?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What animal knows kung fu?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?