How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How do bears keep cool?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
