Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?