What table can you never sit at?
The periodic table.
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why are trees always so positive?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What's E.T. short for?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Which bug is related to you?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?