What do you call a vacation at home?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?