What building always gets stains on it?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
How do you make a cow float?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Someone stole my mood ring!