Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
How do frogs get to work?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?