Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?