Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What bird is losing its hair?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why was the math book sad in winter?