Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did electricity win the race?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
When do astronauts eat?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What's the king of all school supplies?