Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Because it's always jammin'.
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
How do automobiles fly?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why is a doctor always calm?
How does cardboard get its workout in?