Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What game do mice love to play?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?