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Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What shape is bad at driving?
It's allergy season again?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
The museum curator needed a break.
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?