Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why was the horse so happy?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What is the best way to study the Bible?