Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?