What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What did the bread do on vacation?