What do you call a tired tree?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?