Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
So that they can pack the defense.
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why are skeletons so calm?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
When do cows get tired?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?