Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
So that they can pack the defense.
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What does a female lion call her mate?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What animals make the best students?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?