What's a pig's favorite dessert?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?