What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What did the painter say to the wall?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What birds make average students?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?