What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Pop.
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Which bug is related to you?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What's the opposite of irony?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?